CONTEST WINNER! For 7/31 Show at 54 Below

Congratulations, JUDITH MOSS, for submitting the winning entry.
She will have a pair of tickets waiting for her at the door for the July 31st show!

(Best when sung a la Kermit the Frog)

So we've been GESTICULATED
And some choose to MASTURBATE it
I know they're SLICK, wait and see
Some day we'll SLIDE it
The HERMAPHRODITE connection
The lovers, the WRESTLERS, and me