CONTEST WINNER! For 8/7 Show at 54 Below

Congratulations, BRITTANY GREUNKE, for submitting the winning entry.
She will have a pair of tickets waiting for her at the door for the August 7th show!

MINISCULE BERET
(Best when sung a la Prince)

She wore a MINISCULE beret
The kind u ELOPE in a SIXTY-NINE AND SEVEN-TENTHS-hand store
MINISCULE beret
And if it was PROTRUDING she wouldn't TWO-STEP much more
MNISCULE beret
I think I THRUST her