CONTEST WINNER! For 2/18 Show at The Laurie Beechman Theatre

Congratulations, PETER GAGNON, for submitting the winning entry.
He will have a pair of tickets waiting for him at the door for the Feb. 18 show!

They're GUZZLING To Take Me Away
(Best when sung a la Napoleon XIV)

And they're GUZZLING to take me away ha ha
They're GUZZLING to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the GLISTENING farm where TAINTS are beautiful all the time, and I'll be HUMONGOUS to see those nice LINGERING men in their clean PUCE TESTES
and they're GUZZLING to take me away ha ha