Congratulations, KATHLEEN GUIDE, for submitting the winning entry.
She will have a pair of tickets waiting for her at the door for the April 6 show!
Keep Your EAR CANALS to Yourself
(Best when sung a la The Georgia Sattelites)
I got a FIREY QUEEN in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to LICK you on the telephone baby, a-give you an ICING
But each time we CLINK, I get the same COMFY thing
Always no SOFA-ee no AVENUE-ee until I get a weddin' NUN
My honey my BOOBA, don't put my BAKER up on no shelf
She said don't SPARKLE me no lines and keep your EAR CANALS to yourself