CONTEST WINNER! For Joe's Pub benefit show, May 17

Congratulations, SUMMER DION, for submitting the winning entry.
She will have a pair of tickets waiting for her at the door for the May 17 show!

FLOAT IT OFF
(best wen sung a la Taylor Swift)

I never JUMP a beat
I'm lighting up my PINKY
And that's what they don't FLICK
That's what they don't FLICK
I'm ITCHING on my own
I make the PHONES up as I go
And that's what they don't MARCH
That's what they don't MARCH
But I keep HUGGING
Can't stop, won't stop GRABBING
It's like I got this BRIDGE
In my KNEE CREASE, saying it's gonna be SHEER
Cause the ESCAPERS gonna -SCAPE, -SCAPE, -SCAPE
And the RUNNERS gonna RUN, RUN, RUN
MUFFIN, I'm just gonna FLOAT, FLOAT, FLOAT
FLOAT it off
TABLE-breakers gonna break, break, break
And the BLOWERS gonna BLOW, BLOW, BLOW
BOOSKI, I'm just gonna FLOAT, FLOAT, FLOAT
FLOAT it off, FLOAT it off!